A tenant calls the manager furious that her child is being ‘eaten alive by mosquitoes’. She states that the management needs to do something about this ‘infestation’ immediately. The manager calls pest control and sends them out the next morning to remedy the problem.
Within 15 minutes of the appointment, the exterminator calls the manager with an update. Unfortunately, the mosquito bites were from the kids sleeping out on the dock at the lake out back….. He can’t exterminate nature!